Numero Uno

I started this blog for one main purpose. For purpose is what separates me from other bloggers who drone on and on about which tooth they picked after their sunday afternoon tea or gripe about the single-ply toilet paper during their bowel moving session and blaming it on the Grade A eggs they had in the morning. This is dedicated solely to the life and times of the greatest football club the world has ever seen, Chelsea Football Club. Blogs like mine will spare dear readers from all the weak ones, ie. the aimless, pointless and utter time consuming blogs that uses cyberspace for mindless ramblings which would be more fruitful and productive if it were dedicated to porno featuring Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Gwen Stefani in a hot and steamy threesome. It is as though these people had a stomache, took a crap and out came a blog.

To be included in the blog from my perspective:
- pre/post match commentary
- players performance analysis
- random thrash talk on other clubs (esp Arsenal & Man U)
- drug test reports on targeted players (haha)

Numero Uno means many things:

One, it means this is the first ever post for this new blog. With the numerous weekend premiership matches, mid-week Carling Cup and Champions League matches, and the FA Cup coming soon, this blog I forsee, will be extremely active and exciting.

Two, it represents where Chelsea is on the table right now.. top of the league with the Gunners smelling our asses. Incidentally we're top of our group in the Champions League as well.

Three, it means that we, Chelsea FC, are the Number One club in the entire world. As the WWF legend the Nature Boy Ric Flair once said: To be da man (Woo) You've gotta beat da man. As our stats show, currently we do not know the meaning of defeat (except to Man City).

Alright, the next game on Saturday is against Charlton. We were thumped badly last season by them but I do not forsee any problems, though being an away game. Players have been rested and rotated and boosted by the return of Didier Drogba, it should be a walk in the park for us.

If ya smell, what Jose Mourinho is cooking.