SUCK IT

I always believe that hard work occasionally pays off. And it doesn't hurt to have a little luck along the way. And in soccer terms, the team who is more hungry for silverware will win. Chelsea proved all the fucking doubters out there wrong and showed that the word "blip" doesn't exist in our vocabulary. Even with 1 goal down and against a mighty Barcelona, we pulled off a magnificent win and we are finally through to the last 8 in the quarter finals. Watching the match with only 1 eye, because I underwent Lasik operation, it has got to be the best performance I've ever witnessed since we kicked Arsenal's monkey ass out of the Champions league last season.

Sometime ago we lost 1-0 to Newcastle and also 2-1 to Barcelona and everyone was saying Chelsea was on the slide. A blip. Our season was crumbling. A team of expensive flops. I bet the papers had already prepared a 4 page breakdown of how Chelsea fucked up our own season even before the match began against Barcelona. The media can't wait to kick us while we're down and piss on us after that. There would be usual news: Negative tactics employed in the 1st leg, Robben out and Chelsea losing firepower, Mourinho is a whiner... etc. But guess what motherfuckers, who is licking whose balls now? A big FUCK YOU to everyone who can't wait to criticise Chelsea at every opportunity. We didn't just beat any half-fucked team like Scunthorpe to get to the last 8. It was Barcelona for fuck's sake. Arsenal and Man U showed they just couldn't produce the goods at the highest level of competitive soccer and Chelsea showed them how it is done.. without Robben and Drogba.

So Blues Fans worldwide rejoice. Mourinho will bring us to our first League Title, and with giants like Real Madrid and Arsenal out of the way, the Champions League Trophy is finally within our grasp. After all, a certain Man U fan once told me, the Champions League is for Champions only.

And to the media, in the tradition of DX, I've only got 2 words for ya: SUCK IT!